Thursday Evening - Slurry conversations with young, drunken boys.
Him: "So, are you an uma?"
(uma is Japanese for horse)
Me: Uma? What? Am I a horse?
Him: No no.. an uuuuma. Is your sex an uma?
Me: Do I.. What? Are we talking beastiality here?
Him: Nooo. Not Uma... Uma! Like. Not a man, a uma.
Me: Oh.. Woman.. You want to know if I'm a woman. Nice.
Saturday - Driving to Mt. Daisen.
"Have you ever made out with an ape?"
Saturday - Driving back
"Oh look, there's the salaryclam!"
--The what?
"It's a clam wearing a suit and tie. A salaryclam."
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you're strategically leaving out the part where you flash him and he almost passes out, waving his hands and going, "no show! no show!" as Dimple said later: "what man says no to boobies? oh. well. he WAS in Aaron's lap a lot."
He just probably got a fright to find out that I'm not a dude.
But yeah, I did strategically leave that out.. harhar..
And Vicky, shot for that reminder - completely forgot about it.
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